Archive for October 2014

Once upon a time in Jerkland,

Lived a  pompous, insecure, attention seeking bloke.

He always had his way, with his sugar coated play,

He fooled the Lords, he sang his own praise.

Not surprisingly, he always won the race.

He claimed he had a pocket, a pocket extraordinary,

Invisible it sure was, but it held a million vicious cards,